radsauce:

Remade a scene from TAKEN featuring Bad Cop/Good Cop from The Lego Movie. Enjoy!

aphrodisy:

I screamed

kimchiossan:

experiment

paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

what he says: I'm fine
what he means: Stanley didn't walk through the door on his left

"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

batman and abe Lincoln!
Anonymous

Who would win in a fight: Batman
Who would be a better roommate: Abe
Who’s better in bed: hbbbbatman I guess????
Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate: Abe obv since he’s got some experience with that
Whose shoulder I’d cry on: batman, cause deep down inside he’s a sensitive guy uwu
Who would make a better parent: probably Abe, although I don’t think batsy would be bad at it if he really tried
Who I’d rather date: Abe, just because then I’d get free rides on his rocket chair hell yeah

Send me two characters and I’ll tell you:

elenastan:

  1. Who would win in a fight
  2. Who would be a better roommate
  3. Who’s better in bed
  4. Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate
  5. Whose shoulder I’d cry on
  6. Who would make a better parent
  7. Who I’d rather date
I am so happy that youre happy!!! Youre such a cool person and i just smiled because youre so happy!! I hope the happiness continues beautiful friend!!
Anonymous

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH

anon u sweet adorable lovely thing, whoever you are, I hope you have the best diddly darn day of your life tomorrow because you just made mine 50000 times better than it already was

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my only wish is that we had a larger bookstore near my area, I really would love to have somewhere where I could drink coffee and browse books at the end of my day like I did today